AI Porn Fans Celeberate as OpenAI’s Moral Guardian Gets Dumped
It’s not often that AI porn fans get to celebrate these days, but last week was an exception as the moral puritans attempting to make generative-AI purely vanilla suffered a setback. It was revealed that one of their lead “safety executives” = a woman named Ryan Beiermeister – had been sacked in early Janauary over a sexual discrimination case. Why should you get the beer out to celebrate the demise of Beiermeister? Because she was firmly against OpenAI’s decision to finally treat adults as adults and let them use ChatGPT to make gooning material!
Let’s be honest – it’s unlikely that Sam Altman has pure motives in allowing us to finally make octopuss anime porn with ChatGPT. His company OpenAI, fresh off a “code red” panic over competitors like xAI’s Grok loosening their own guardrails around “spicy content”, is scrambling to monetize its 800 million weekly users. Their solution? An “adult mode” for ChatGPT, a feature that would finally let verified adults generate erotica and have sexual conversations. The timing is *coincidental*, I’m sure, but hey – we’re not complaining. Porn has driven tech for decades if not centuries. It’s time that tech gave us something back!
Beiermeister, who looks like she wears a permanent chastity belt around her hips, raised some admittedly reasonably sounding “concerns”. She worried about users forming unhealthy attachments to AI personas—a valid point, though one that conveniently ignores the fact that people have been forming parasocial relationships with everything from fictional characters to their favorite toaster for centuries. She flagged inadequate safeguards against child exploitation, a legitimate technical challenge that OpenAI will no doubt solve with some intrusive biometric scanning or some such. And she pointed out the obvious: horny teenagers will find a way in, just like they always have.
But here’s the thing. These aren’t just safety concerns; they’re the same tired, moralistic arguments we’ve heard for years. The tech elite, terrified of their own creations, suddenly develop a conscience when sex is involved. They’ll happily build AI that can displace millions of workers or generate convincing misinformation, but the moment it can write a decent steamy story, it’s time to form an ethics committee.
In the meantime, we’re still waiting for OpenAI to deliver on their promise of gooner’s AI heaven. Altman first bashfully revealed that ChatGPT would imminently be going XXX several months ago. That timeline was pushed back to the first quarter of this year. Half-way through February and we’re still waiting with a thousand different smutty prompts in our heads, our fingers itching to be allowed to type them into ChatGPT. At least the sacking of the prude Beirmeister shows that they are not going to let anything stop them.
