Bonnie Blue Posts Intimate (and Illegal) Deepfake Pic in Bed with Anthony Joshua

Oh, brace yourselves, for the tragic saga of Anthony Joshua, a man besieged by the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune. It seems that after his Herculean effort of flattening a YouTube personality in the ring—a true modern-day David and Goliath tale, if David were a multi-millionaire and Goliath were a man-child with a podcast—the universe has decided to test his very soul.

First, our poor hero was allegedly caught up in a “fatal collision” on the chaotic roads of Nigeria. A tragedy, to be sure, but one that pales in comparison to the true horror he was about to face: the digital phantom of a professional mattress actress. Yes, just when he thought his week couldn’t get any worse, the infamous Bonnie Blue, a woman whose onlyFans page is a testament to the boundless elasticity of human dignity, decided to grace Instagram with a racy image. In it, she appears nestled in bed with a smiling, bare-chested Anthony Joshua.

Now, for those of you who haven’t been keeping score, Bonnie Blue’s “achievements” include the historic feat of verifying sexual congress with over 1,000 men in a single day (on film, no less, and in under 12 hours, because efficiency is key). One might assume Joshua is simply the latest notch on her bedpost, a bedpost that must by now be whittled down to a toothpick. But alas, this was not a conquest. It was a deepfake. Joshua is, in fact, probably one of the last men on Earth with a pulse that Bonnie Blue hasn’t serviced.

Of course, the UK, in its infinite wisdom, recently decided that creating or sharing these “non-consensual” AI images is a criminal offense, punishable by a whole year in prison. A year! Imagine the outrage. Bonnie’s post, with its 33,000 likes, has likely been seen by hundreds of thousands, a testament to the public’s insatiable appetite for manufactured scandal. Bonnie herself, in a comment dripping with the class of a dockside pub, wrote: “Me and @jakepaul both went 6 rounds with @anthonyjoshua Friday night and my jaws still intact.” A true poet, this one. The comments are a predictable mix of pearl-clutching and vitriol, though the latter likely has more to do with her latest stunt: insulting the flag of Indonesia after returning from a “tour” there.

This little jaunt saw her arrested under the country’s strict anti-pornography laws, a crime that could have landed her in a rat infested prison cell for 15 years. But fear not! In a stunning display of international pussy pass justice, she was given a slap on the wrist, booted from the country, and told not to come back for a decade. So much for draconian law.

And now, back in Blighty, where she has almost certainly violated the nation’s own “draconian” anti-deepfake laws, one has to wonder if she’ll face any consequences at all. Don’t hold your breath. It’s not that the rules are meant to be broken for Bonnie Blue; it’s that breaking the rules is the most effective marketing strategy she has. Every arrest, every fake image, every international incident is just another content drop to drive traffic to her OnlyFans page. The law isn’t a deterrent; it’s a business plan.