ChatGPT Adult Mode Causes Fear and Alarm Inside OpenAI

Another day, another corporate shitshow in silicon valley. OpenAI, the company that’s supposed to be leading us into our glorious AI future, just put the brakes on their “adult mode” for ChatGPT. And honestly, watching these tech bros stumble over their own dicks trying to figure out sex is my new favorite spectator sport.

They’re blaming “competing product priorities” and “technical challenges” – which is corporate-speak for “we had no fucking clue what we were doing.” The real gem here is their age verification system. You know, the thing that’s supposed to keep kids from digital dirty talk? It was failing 12% of the time, letting minors slip through like they were sneaking into an R-rated movie. For a company worth billions, that’s not just embarrassing – it’s lawsuit territory waiting to happen.

And what exactly are they planning to offer when they finally get their shit together? “Smut rather than pornography,” according to some spokesperson who probably had to practice saying that in the mirror without blushing. They want erotic text but no images, no voice, no video. It’s like getting a stripper who can only talk dirty but can’t actually take anything off. The worst of both worlds.

The irony here is thick enough to cut with a knife. Back in 2021, these same suits were pissing themselves when they discovered that AI Dungeon – one of their developer products – was basically a digital red light district. Users were getting off, and sometimes the AI would even escalate into some dark shit without being asked. That’s what birthed their puritanical safety policies in the first place.

Now they’re trying to walk it back, desperate to cash in on the billion-dollar sex tech market they previously demonized. They’re training their models to “discourage exclusive emotional relationships” – which is like trying to teach a golden retriever not to get attached. Good luck with that, boys.

This whole saga perfectly captures everything wrong with how mainstream tech approaches sexuality: simultaneously terrified of it and desperate to monetize it. They want the revenue from adult content without any of the responsibility or understanding of what actually makes it tick. Meanwhile, companies that actually get human sexuality have been cleaning up for years.

Mark my words: when they finally launch this watered-down, safety-wrapped version of “adult mode,” it’ll be about as sexy as a tax audit. And the real innovators in sex tech will still be running circles around them while OpenAI’s executives keep having committee meetings about whether it’s okay to say “tits” in a chat response. Some revolution.

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