Elon Musk Wants to Fit Optimus Sex Robots with Artificial Wombs

Oh, Elon Musk, the man who just can’t help but stir up a hornet’s nest, has done it again. This time, he’s unleashed an anime waifu AI girlfriend through his chatbot Grok, and boy, has it caused a ruckus! Some folks are squirming over how youthful she appears, and the National Centre on Sexual Exploitation is practically screaming for her to be yanked off the platform. But our dear Elon? He’s standing firm, much to the delight of anime gooners everywhere.

Now, imagine this: someone on X.com casually drops a comment about anime girls becoming real, and what does Musk do? He casually replies that Optimus will make it possible. Another fan chimes in about throwing her in an Optimus bot with silicone skin, and Musk simply drops the word “inevitable.” It’s like he’s playing a high-stakes game of “let’s see how far we can push this.”

But wait, according to the sleazy so-called sex tech blogger ‘Xhumanist’ over at ImmersivePorn.com, there’s more! Not only could Optimus anime sex robots soon be a thing, but they might also come with artificial wombs. When someone brought up the tired old cliché about declining birth rates, Musk casually replies, “maybe they get better.” Cue the feverish speculation about anime sexbots with artificial wombs. It’s like he’s trying to outdo himself with each tweet.

While the alleged problems of overpopulation are often discussed, Musk has something of an obsession with what he sees as the dangers of an underpopulated Earth. But he’s something of a lone voice (if a very loud voice). For the most part, the demographic time bomb of collapsing fertility rates only pop up whenever men are seen curing their loneliness with sex robots or AI girlfriends.

So, why is Musk so keen on anime sex robots if he’s worried about low birth rates? Maybe he’s got a trick up his sleeve. Perhaps he’s thinking about artificial wombs, even if it sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi novel. Perhaps it’s not that men don’t want a relationship or children, it’s that men can’t get a woman. Sex robots with wombs might be the perfect solution. As for me, I think most of these lonely gooners will simply put on a condom!