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Altman’s Erotica Extravaganza: OpenAI Joins the NSFW Party

In a move that’s sure to get pulses racing, Sam Altman, the somewhat sinister mastermind behind OpenAI, has announced that his chatbots will soon be spicing things up with a dash of erotica. Starting this December, verified adults will be able to explore the steamier side of AI-generated content. But don’t expect a detailed roadmap just yet; this news was tucked away at the end of a post on X.com, where Altman also celebrated his alleged victory over the mental health vs. personality guardrails debate.

Our self-described sex tech blogger friend, “xhumanist,” seems to be in a frenzy over this development. He breathlessly points out that this announcement comes hot on the heels of xAI’s decision to loosen content moderation on NSFW generation. It’s as if Altman is saying, “You want NSFW? We’ll give you NSFW!”

But why the sudden shift? Well, it seems that OpenAI is feeling the pressure to boost revenue. With a trillion-dollar spending plan over the next decade and only $13 billion in revenue, they’re looking for ways to justify the expense. Enter erotica, the potential cash cow that could help them meet their ambitious goals, with Sam Altman all too ready to milk it…personally!

According to our sweaty-palmed sex tech blogger, Altman might be taking a page out of Elon Musk’s book. Musk recently hinted that VHS won the home video format war because it was more tolerant of porn. It seems Altman is betting that a similar strategy could work for AI content.

But here’s where it gets interesting. “xhumanist” warns that this move could lead to even greater government regulation of AI porn and companions. With California already mandating AI companies to remind users they’re interacting with a bot, and feminist campaigners wary of AI girlfriends and sex robots, the stage is set for a showdown.

So, buckle up, folks! It looks like the world of AI is about to get a whole lot steamier, and with a trillion dollars on the line, it’s clear that sex tech has found some powerful allies. Just don’t be surprised if the government starts keeping a closer eye on your AI companions!